Brother 37, Single - Ecclesiastes 5:2-7-Do not hurry yourself as regards your mouth; and as for your heart, let it not be hasty to bring forth a word before the [true] God. For the [true] God is in the heavens but you are on the earth. That is why your words should prove to be few. 3 For a dream certainly comes in because of abundance of occupation, and the voice of a stupid one because of the abundance of words. 4 Whenever you vow a vow to God, do not hesitate to pay it, for there is no delight in the stupid ones. What you vow, pay. 5 Better is it that you vow not than that you vow and do not pay. 6 Do not allow your mouth to cause your flesh to sin, neither say before the angel that it was a mistake. Why should the [true] God become indignant on account of your voice and have to wreck the work of your hands? 7 For because of abundance [of occupation] there are dreams, and there are vanities and words in abundance. But fear the [true] God himself
Wha?
Brother 43, Single - I am trying this again I have a new computer.
I am a very gental and kind brother and I love to have fun all the time But I am very serious when i comes to the truth.I was a MS but I had gotten sick and fell behind in my time but I am looking to get totally back on tract with that.I am looking for work that will free up my time for service.I do like door to door.
Did you get sick with irritable vowel or was it grammarhea? I can forgive that but you messed up with the liking door to door crack.
Brother 48, Divorced - Hi,I'm very nice, caring and giving. I can be very close, loving, and romantic with that special someone. I have no criminal, psyco, or health concerns.
You forgot to put 'any more, fingers crossed' at the end
Brother 46, Divorced - for a wife
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What you lack in looks, grooming, fashion sense and possibly personal hygeine you more than make up for in brevity.
Brother 44, Divorced - I would like to marry someone who will walk beside me in life, not behind me and not infront of me but beside me.
Yeah so he can keep his beady eyes on you.
Do you have an eclectic taste in entertainment?
Do you desire to travel to exotic locations?
Have you ever felt isolated because of your intelligence?
Is this a personal ad or an MLM scam?
Ordinary? No. Fun? yes. crazy? sometimes; Weird? all the time (j/k); intelligent, absolutely; spiritual, strive to be; artistic? yes; have a girlfriend? no; is that why i'm here? ok shouldn't have asked that; am I being shy? ok i'll admit it: yes I wanna pretty sister; feel better? yes i do
Schizophrenic. Steer clear.
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No description with this one but I've heard his kids by a previous marriage kept running into door knobs. Strange that.
Brother 20, Single - I am an upcoming Journalist, who hopefully in two years will be working for the Los Angeles Times.
Hey you materialistic, career minded, spiritually sick, demon infested worldling instead of that rewarding career you should be undertaking the pointless task of pioneering. You'll get your reward later.... promise
Brother 29, Single from Nigeria - I am a witness of the sovereign of the universe, Jehovah. I am here to extend my christian love to those related to me in the faith in other part of the world in this 'old system of things' and possibly to get married to a sister of another race to futher proof this point.
In other words; where all those white wimmins at?
(ps. I hope I didn't offend anyone with the last gag, it just seemed funny at the time)
